Thursday, October 13, 2011

Steamy Thursday {1}

Time for Steamy Thursday

As a fan of Grey's Anatomy 

Thursday is mom's night of quiet!

Oh the boys know not to make a peep!

It also happens to be the only show I really really watch every week.

I'll post a few Grey's fan photos :)

& Steamy photos of whoever I find to be Dreamy!

Mc Steamy

A bit old but I would so drop my life for him!  

Darn!!  Eric come to me!!

I pick things up.
I put things down.

LOL!  Pick me up!

I wouldn't not lie.  
This guy made me like the second Fast & Furious!
Look at that chiseled bod!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Korean Muscles...

Korean Muscles...

Just for some diversity  :D


 Van Ness 

Oh Jong Hyuk 

Park Ji Heon 

Have fun licking the screen!

I know I did!


Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Sexy Snippet from Tempest's Legacy

Sexy Snippets is a weekly MeMe hosted by Secrets of a Book Lover & Reading Between the Wines.  Grab the button, post a sexy paragraph or two from your current read and share the author & title so others can quickly add it to there Dirty Nookie TBR pile!!  Of course, add a linky so others can see the sexy tease!

This weeks Sexy Snippet is snagged from:

Tempest's Legacy (Jane True #3) 

By Nicole Peeler

Surprisingly there was only one bout of nookie in this book.

Which is weird considering the first two in the series was crammed with juicy snippets.

There is one spot that had me shaking my head and giggling at the same time.


Tempest's Legacy (Jane True #3)

So I responded instinctually.  I was, after all, in the arms of a man I wanted very, very badly to boff.  He had his arms around me.  I was right where I wanted to be... and then he shifted...

And then I shimmied.

My ass.

Into his crotch.

Don't get me wrong:  I didn't dry-hump him or start finding against him like some hoochie dancer in a rap video.  But I definitely shimmied my ass into his crotch.  Well, I'm so damned short and he's so damned tall I mostly just rubbed my buttocks on his knees, but whatever.  There was my ass, on him, and I thought I would die.

Anyan froze behind me, and all my blood rushed to my head.  I knew I was beet-red, and I honestly thought I would keel over from shame (or an aneurysm) when holy hell broke loose.


Monday, October 3, 2011

Morbid Romantica 2012 Coming Soon!

Morbid Romantica Challenge - 2012

This challenge is purely for Morbid Enjoyment!
*Who doesn't like a bit of Paranormal Romance in their reading?*
We will TRY to focus on one theme during the month.
However, you can cross off books for anything theme as you go.
Challenge is easy and will be fun!!

Lost Romantica - Read 1 Book from 18 themes = 12 Books
Crushing Romantica - Read 3 Books from 18 themes = 36 Books
Lusting After Romantica - Read 4 Books from 18 themes = 48 Books
Falling for Romantica - Read 5 Books from 18 themes = 60 Books
Cannot Pull Away Romantica - Read 6 Books from 18 themes = 72 Books
Vexed Romantica - Read 7 Books from 18 themes = 84 Books
Devoted Romantica - Read 8 Books from 18 themes = 96 Books
Morbid Romantica - Read 9 Books from 18 themes = 108 Books

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Book Review... Tracking the Tempest

Tracking the Tempest:
Jane True #2

By:  Nicole Peeler
Concoction of a Review:
There is snark and laughter from page one.  I read the first, Tempest Rising, a while back... Mad Scientist thinks in Jan/Feb and just loved it.  Thus far the second in the series is following in suit quit nicely.  *rubs hand together*  Yes!  Quit nicely.  I can also let you know that this book full of Jane antics did not let the Mad Scientist down.  Nicole Peeler has a way with writing.  Fun yet complex.  I wonder if that is how she likes her men?  *Waggles eyebrow*  

*Gasps*  Nicole you have my little old mind on Vampires & Barghest oh my!!

Our naughty little half-selkie Jane True was meeting up with her over protect hot "vampire" boyfriend Ryu for little Valentine's Day body intertwinement.  I am most certainly not the only naughty one here!  However, her sexy weekend with her buff controlling, overprotective Ry fizzled when she got caught up in the middle of one of his paranormal detective cases.  My dear Jane your weekend was scorched but I promise I can take care of him!  *evil grin amasses my face*

Jane attempts to stay out of harms way and sadly away from the arms of her lover by heading back to her cozy town, Rockabill.  Silly name but it grows on you.  She went back to her boring routine of a life.  Working at the bookstore, taking care of her father, & training to create mage balls.  Ladies!  I said MAGE balls... let us stay on track here.   At any rate, with her pitiful attempts at hiding Conleth the psycho serial killer found her!  

This dangerous fact ends up to be wonderful for the reader.  Jane is thrust into Boston out of her comfort zone.  Slapped right in the middle where all the supernatural nonsense is hitting the paranormal fan I just imagined in my mind.  Thus we get to meet new wonderful characters!!  It was especially fun to meet Ryu's deputies... lackeys you call them now a days?  *smirks & blushes*  Do not find yourself surprised when you read about the "man" who does not wear any pants!  

Ryu can be delicious in a certain way.  I did twitch a few times at those certain moments where he is tainted with selfishness.  Makes me cringe when the overprotective self righteous men spring out at you from under the ultra hotness.  Ladies there is a reason he is sooo old and single!!

Oddly enough the Barghest had me drooling.  *wink wink*  Oh, that was a horrid pun to use on behalf of my dear Anyan.  This paranormal species is a shape shifting dog that knows how to cook and has more power then he knows what to do with.  Now I would like to help him use some of that pent up power in the bedroom!!  *blushes profusely*  Ah, that would be wondrous.  *gaps*  Mad Scientist would just like to quote a certain fellow bookie as she would call this character, "Sex on a Stick!!"

Here is how I picture Anyan:  As Eric Bana...

The Mad Scientist admits she fell in love with this boy when she first watched Troy but with his long hair and scruffy face makes him the perfect Anyan!!

**Side Note:  Mad Scientist is a tad jealous of Jane for getting to take a bite out of that backside in book one!!**

Overall, Tracking the Tempest was a great read.  I got to picture this man for well over 300 pages!  Crazy one liners had me laughing out to myself, insane plot twists kept my brain busy & there were sexy romps to be had!  I never wanted to put this book down!

*I received this book free of charge from my sassy friend Jen!  My Mad review is completely honest and full of my thoughts on the book and the very yummy men inside. *

5 Blasts
A whole new fantasy world that you are sure to enjoy!  New races, huge killer frogs, & a hero on a quest for a magic word!

  • Morbid Romantica 2011 - Mermaids & Selkies
  • 111 in '11
  • Reading Bucket List Challenge - Paranormal Themes: Mermaids - Selkies

Monday, April 4, 2011

Erotica Site

Here is a website that many will be flocking to!

This site offers sensual audio readings of Erotica Short Stories 
for men and woman alike.

It is a unique way to get your erotica fix.... In audio.

An alternative to reading & Porn!

I've listened to a few short stories.
*Reviews to Come*

You are able to choose between a male or a female voice.

FacelessVoice Erotic Image
Straight from Faceless Voice.

If you do not think this is for you, 
that is ok. 
You are able to check out a free download before you decided if it is for you or not.
Also, before you buy a story you are able to listen to a clip before hand to see if the story is what you are hoping for.

If you stop by to check out this new site, please do let me know what you think.

Mad Scientist

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Forbidden Hops (1)

Tis Time for the Mad Scientist 
to hop around!  
Today I thought I would find some delicious bunny to do the hopping for me!  
Now how scrumptious is this cuddly bunny?!  

Hosted by the lovely blog Crazy for Books!
Today's Question:
"Since today is April Fool's Day in the USA, what is the best prank you have ever played on someone OR that someone has played on you?"

I'm sorry I have no answer for this week!  
I have no odd off the wall for this and nothing is rushing to my mind of something that has happened to another that I know.

This week is just rather dull and for that I am sorry.

A Truly Forbidden Lady
Mad Scientist 

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Man Candy??

Hello my naughty followers!

I was searching not for anything particular today and ran across this image.

Now I'm not sure weather I want to laugh out loud at this image or if I should tilt my head to the side in deep pondering thought and see just how easy it is to tell the painted swirl from the real deal.


Now I think that chest is just too scrumptious. 
Yes, very!

But is anyone else wondering how all of that fits behind a small lollipop?

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Scottish Rugby Brothers


Thom and Max Evans are brothers & well, pretty chiseled Scottish Rugby Stars!!!
Here they are working on a photo shoot!


Friday, January 21, 2011

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Clockworks & Corsets.... Oh My!

I was roaming around the web looking for an image for Clockworks and Corsets to add to my What's Your Status Me Me on Steampunkery & Book Reviews.

I was contacted by the author to take a gander at this blushing tale.
Which I can't wait to do!

However, meanwhile during my search I ran across these lovely and well, unique images of a beautiful clockwork corset.  So, completely understandable that they would come up during this search.

I passed them up with a glance and a small noise of wonder to go on with my post and do other such tedious things around the house.  But I got to thinking.... Those are too wonderful to not post.

So Ta Da!  I searched them out on purpose this time for the sole reason of sharing it with my few but humble Forbidden Steam followers.

Now I found out that this lovely Clockwork Corset came from an ETSY shop!
Which of course I had to poke around in.

Here are a few more beauties from the shop.

Woodland Nymph Pasties
How much fun are those?

Such a beautiful Bustle!

Well there you have it!
Sexy images even when I wasn't looking!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Dreamy Steamy Thursday!!

“I wish I was all somebody thought about.”


Babe, I dream about you!! *grin*

Monday, January 10, 2011

Shorts in Review No. 1

Erotic Tales: Ride A Cock Horse

By: Severin Rossetti
Published @
eBook - 10 Pages - 2,913 Words
Tags: Erotica Short Story, Domination, Bondage, Toys

*This short story has content that is most likely NOT be suitable for younger readers.*

The beginning was a bit slow for me. There wasn't anything that pulled me into the story but with only 10 pages I didn't think I would gain a wrinkle over lost time. However, I was hooked when lovely Lord Ashton asked the haughty upper classCharlotte to get on his wooden horse. Yes, a wooden rocking horse of all things! From there the story... exploded. Literally exploded in a oddly unquie way!

Great few minutes of inky goodness! & no wrinkles!

4 Knots

Portrait of Bittersweet 

By: Severin Rossetti
Published @
eBook - 6 Pages - 1,971 Words
Tags: Erotica Short Story, Submission, BDSM, Masturbation
*This short story has content that is most likely NOT be suitable for younger readers.*

Oh, I really liked this one! Too good not to read again another day & another & another. *grin*

The whole concept of fallen into a painting was just too wonderful. I've spent a far amount of times at art museums in Washington DC and New York City and I can say even I have thought about falling into a painting or sitting where the artist was once standing. I started to drift into my own thoughts on this concept and had to pull myself back to finish this wonderful story.

Our lovely man candy was lusting after the woman in the portrait then he was soon in it. However, he didn't eactly get what he desired. LOL! This poor man will have to wait to fall in another day to be able to touch her with out being punished!

I wanted more but hopefully he will fall back into the painting once more ;)

4 Knots


Sunday, January 9, 2011

Chain Whip Welding Isabelle Lightwood

Oh, I have my very first special treat for Forbidden Steam & Morbid Romantica!

Here is tomorrow's lovely sizzling guest post for my little Mortal Instrument feature going on at Steampunkery & Book Reviews.

I tackled our dear Jen the Bibliophile and Black Disaster Fairy From Wicked Sexy Books for a rocking hot post on a scrumptious 
Fictional Character!

If you thought Jace was hot... 
Just wait until you see their take on 

Chain Whip Welding
Book: City of Bones, City of Ashes, City of Glass, City of Fallen Angels
By: Cassandra Clare
Genre: Young Adult, Paranormal Romance, Modern Fantasy (Present Day)
Location: New York City

Black Disaster Fairy:  I think we are getting all steamy over hot fictional men & some hot photos for our eyes to drink in of some chiseled male chest as we browse the net and sexy romance blog sites. However, I am willing admitting this just in case someone thinks Jen is twisting my arm or whipping me. I do get excited over a fabulous female character. I mean they can knock you off your feet and make your jaw drop just as good as a sweaty romp. *Steals the last cookie on the plate* So, Jen how does a good sexy heroine make you feel?

Jen:  Exactly so! I mean, what could be better than a strong female who can kick some ass in the process?! I've always been a very strong supporter of a powerful female character in general. I mean, who needs all that mopping when you can have, instead, power all wrapped up in a sexy female body. I've actually been pondering this wholeheartedly within the last year. I have yet to see how a woman who must be taken care of is somehow lovely. Yes, as a female, it's nice to have someone there just in case, but I'd prefer that somebody let me distribute the first blow instead of making me sit on the side lines. Isabelle Lightwood from Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments is just such a vigorous female character.

Black Disaster Fairy:  Isabelle Lightwood may not be the main female character in the Mortal Instruments series, but despite that fact, she turned me on from the first pages. I mean a young woman welding a chain whip to kill demons. I mean that is extremely hot! It doesn't take much to picture leather thigh high boots and a killer smile to real in her men! *Drooling* I already know I want a pair of her boots! Speaking of desires. Jen that corset is really becoming on you.

Jen:  Why thank you! Oh, and I'm in agreement with you on those boots! I have a pair on order, they would have been perfect for today, but special orders do take longer you know. I wonder if we could find one of those demon murdering whips somewhere on special order as well. I'll have to keep a lookout.

Remember that very first scene where we get to see her with it? She is in the club Pandemonium going after that demon. I can see it in my head now, Photobucket
...She moved with lightning swiftness, striking out at him with her open hand, a blow to his chest that would have sent him down gasping if he'd been a human being. He staggered back, and now there was something in her hand, a coiling whip that glinted gold as she brought it down, curling around his ankles, jerking him off his feet. He hit the ground, writhing, the hated metal biting deep into his skin. She laughed, standing over him, and dizzily he though that he should have known. No human girl would wear a dress like the one Isabelle wore. She'd worn it to cover her skin--all of her skin.

Isabelle yanked hard on the whip, securing it. Her smile glittered like poisonous water. "He's all yours, boys."
You said it Isabelle!!

Black Disaster Fairy:  Oh, yes! Photobucket The first chapter scene is the one I was rolling around in my mind when I mentioned Isabelle turning me on. I mean how steamy is that paragraph!?! Clare's opening really stoked me up for the rest of the book.

I think we may have bantered on like a duo of hot young Contessa rulers. Honestly though, you do not have to take our word for it. But do make sure you have your lace fan ready so you can cool yourself off. Trust me Isabelle is not the only smoking character in this series. We will dare to touch on Bad Boy Jace another risque day.

We would like to bid you a good day. For it is time for us to go visit our harem, indeed it would be very impolite to be late.

Photo Picks:

Dakota Fanning

My oh my! Add a whip to these photos
Dang, she has Mouthwatering Hott written all over her!

Grown into her own woman!
I want that dress, hun!
Dear, how about I borrow both. Permanently.

Jen the Bibliophile
Photo Picks:

My idea for Isabelle is a little different than BDF's idea...
**Great minds even think differently every so often -- BDF**

(the first one is Anne Hathaway and the others are Jessica Stroup)
Anne Hathaway
To me, this is the spitting image of Isabelle. I could totally see her busting out her chain whip and creating havoc on a unsuspecting demon! Then laying back like nothing happened. (That is a fabulous dress too!!)

I also think that Jessica Stroup would make an excellent Isabelle. She is quite striking, is she not!!! Her eyes are so stunning, they mesmerize me (especially in that middle photo)


Well, there you have it!
Our Hottest Heroine of the day will whip you into place.
She is one hot character to have on your bedside table!

You can find Isabelle Lightwood in.
City of Fallen Angels Cover & Interview with Cassandra Clare
Can be found at Steampunkery & Book Reviews here.

*Seriously ladies, Thanks for my very first guest post!*